He just doesn’t listen!

He-lo-oh! I’m thirsty!



Now, that’s better.

(Edit. note: It’s decaf. Shh.)

I know what you’re thinking...

But I’m not wearing contacts. My eyes are that color.

Frohe Weihnachten!

Whoo hoo. We have a tree inside the house, and it has these bright color balls hanging from it, and I can see funny faces in them. But those little green sticks under the tree taste weird.