I can’t stand phone cameras

They make me look FAT! And no, I am NOT related to the Michelin Man.

And then she told me how handsome I am...

...and how much she loves me. You know, I don't think I've ever been so happy in my whole life.

Elvis has left the building...

...but I'm still here.

Welcome to my first blog

Here I will give you first glimpses of my quickly evolving handsomeness. (Never mind the missing eyebrows).

I'll also tell you stories from the small intestine, recount tales from the crib, and pass on the latest gossip from around the diaper pail.

I'm quickly developing a sophisticated vocabulary of various sounds and words, although no one besides me and the guy in the mirror seem to be speaking it, let alone know what any of it means. It's soooo frustrating.

Every Friday, I read the future in my afternoon spit-up puddle, and boy, it's going to be amazing.

Ok, that's it for today.

Gotta nap,

Henry L. F. Kaupert